Browse Alphabetically: G
guitar zero (noun) : one who is unskilled at Guitar Hero
The kid plays Guitar Hero at the arcade, but he's more like a guitar zero! —Teejay, May 13, 2008.
Submitted by: Anonymous on May. 13, 2008 16:18
guitar-face (noun) : the contorted expression that one gets while playing guitar that makes it look like playing the instrument causes excruciating physical pain and harm to the player
During his solo, I thought the guitarist was about to have an aneurysm, but as it turns out he just had guitar-face.
Submitted by: Kimberly from Pennsylvania on Jun. 25, 2007 16:20
(adjective) : Completely unable to play the guitar
Don't get that guitar near me - I'm guitarded!
Submitted by: Ed from California on Sep. 11, 2007 16:46
(adjective) : 1. Having performed poorly at a musical instrument. 2. Having a belief that the electric guitar is the most important unit in a musical act.
"I'm sorry guys, I flubbed that opening riff, I'm guitarded."
Submitted by: Dave from Virginia on Nov. 18, 2005 10:18
guitarette (noun) : a small guitar
My dad bought me a guitarette with a big sound.
Submitted by: zai from Philippines on Aug. 13, 2009 05:49
Guitarpal Tunnel Syndrome (noun) : Musician's form of Carpel Tunnel Syndrome caused by hyper extention of the wrist over too many years of playing full sized guitars in the classical style.
One afternoon while playing my full sized double "F" hole/arch top guitar, in the classical holding position, I felt my wrist snap causing a permanent pain and a Ganglion Syst. —Marvin J. Rosenthal, May 12, 2006
Submitted by: Marvin J. Rosenthal on May. 12, 2006 14:38
gulab jamun (noun) : a desset made of milk solids that is similar to a dumpling and is popular in countries of South Asia such as India, Sri Lanka, Nepal, Pakistan and Bangladesh, and in the Caribbean countries of Trinidad, Guyana, Suriname
Submitted by: on Nov. 19, 2014 04:47
Gulf (verb) : to smack or hit
I'm gonna gulf you in the face.
Submitted by: misery from Louisiana on Jul. 02, 2006 18:48
Gumby (noun) : A person who's gums show more than their teeth when they smile.
The girl downstairs smiled at me and all I could think of was 'Gumby'.
Submitted by: J.C. Moore from Pennsylvania on Jul. 13, 2007 09:47
gumflapper (noun) : a person who talks excessively
Submitted by: Daved Wachsman from New York on May. 26, 2013 15:59
gumoholic (adjective) : An addiction to chewing gum.
I'm a gumoholic
Submitted by: Lar-Lar on Jan. 10, 2007 19:09